Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t buy bullshit

Men are more likely than women to die of broken heart syndrome, study finds - CNN

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I actually pay taxes

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

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Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

US Steel workers see hope of job security in deal with Japan’s Nippon - Financial Times

I have a reading level above third grade

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

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A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

So THAT'S Why Mosquitoes Bite Some People More Than Others - BuzzFeed

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I can count

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Bank of America predicts major housing market changes are coming soon - TheStreet

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t cotton to rapists

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

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EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I see through liars

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I can read

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand how hurricane paths work

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP